Spamton G Spamton

"I'd rather die than be a robot"
– Spamton G Spamton

Warning[]

This character is mainly a Joke Character though he does follow the story he is at the end of the day a joke character and isn't meant to be taken seriously.

Backstory[]

[Pay 9.999999999889 Kroomer for Backstory]

Profile[]

Personality[]

Spamton has been known as being mad in the head and being sparatic. However, he does show sense of self at times. He does show an obsession for business and work ethic as seen through his performance and constant talk and chatter along with his obsession for toilets and kitchen ware.

Powers and Abilities[]

Sales Pitch[]

Spamton can make anything seem worth a buy and just about anyone will take his deals.

Kitchen Gun[]

A strange looking silver and golden pistol that when fired, removes all stains and dirty that Spamton wants to get rid of, from actual stains to his opponents who he feels aren't clean to exist around him.

Truth Manipulation[]

Spamton can do practically whatever he wants whenever he wants for his level of manipulation is unparalleled. As he is able to bring things in and out existence when he pleases and can choose to be tangible or intangible whenever he chooses.

Toilet Machine Gun[]

The automatic Toilet machine fires toilets at immeasurable speeds and one shots whatever gets hit with it or gives them a bad concussion.

Trivia/Facts[]

Spamton is often known by those close to him as Vincent.
Spamton hates mediocre toilets.
Spamton hates Aus.
Spamton G Spamton is Spamton’s business name.
Spamton’s Shades are made out of a Omnipotent type of metal that give them the ability to fit perfectly on his face.
Spamton’s hair is natural.
Spamton is addicted to CatGirls
His Theme.

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